Red Hot Cougar Massage and Way More! :-)

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Hi!  My name is Lana.
I weigh 122 lb, with hazel eyes and medium length brown hair.  My measurements are 38B-28-38.
Everyone wants to know my age.  I am a mature escort with the body of a 21-year old. 
Let my hands caress you from top to toe. Then, I turn you over and massage your front. Enjoy my skill and experience.

For Red Hot Cougar Massage and WAY MORE, please CALL Lana at 902-209-6852 from 10am-10pm daily.

Enjoy in-service at my apartment near downtown Dartmouth OR out-service to your home or hotel.
Open 10am-10pm daily. Call 902-209-6852
If I do not answer right away, please try again in 5 minutes or leave a message.  I need at least half an hour's notice if I'm not booked or an hour's notice if I AM booked. 




In-Service Rates (all rates include Full Service)
A)  Half hour Quickie:  good for those on the run or just wanting to get their feet wet ... $100.
B) The Relaxing Hour: ideal for those who appreciate the good things in life ... only $150.
C) Ninety minutes ... $180.  Unrushed.  You get pampered and pleased, not once, but twice.  This is by far, the most popular  choice! 
P.S.  The above rates are for in-service.  Out-service to your home or hotel costs a little extra for my transportation, depending on where you are!)

"You're definitely good at what you do. 
There's amateurs, and then there's Lana."
"Your massage relaxed me so much, I know I will be able to face my awful work week ahead. The full service was awesome."
"You are my Hawaii."
"You are a little miracle worker."
"If I had known it was going to be this relaxing, I would have called you two years ago."
"I didn't want to leave."
"Good experience.  Thank you."
"That was fricking amazing!"
"I had my fantasy fulfilled :-) "
"Whatever you're doing to make your body look like this, keep doing it!"
"Just what the doctor ordered."
"Beautiful women turn me on ... and you are so pretty!"
"I'm having you back.  You give good service."
"You know how to make a man feel like a man."
"I will highly recommend you."
"Top notch.  Very professional."
"Excellent service.  Money well spent."
"I love it how tight you are."
"We'll have to do this again.  I was very pleased." 
"With your body and personality, you could be doing this another 30 years."
"You're the only one I trust." 


Would you like a discount? 
Get 10% OFF the Hour or the 90-minute session up until November 30, 2015 when you come to see me between 10 am and 5 pm daily.
This brings your hour from $150 down to $135.
This brings your 90 minutes from $180 down to $162.
Sale Ends November 30, 2015!
(Discount applies to in-service only.  In-service means that you come to see me.  Regular rates apply from 5 pm til 10 pm daily.)
I look forward to meeting you and delighting you with my charms.   - Lana


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Then call me with your funnyBiz username so I can verify your account.  You will be entitled to an hour or 90 minutes (including two happy endings) with me at a whopping 20% OFF!  This offer expires Nov. 30.  - Lana





Enjoy my Discrete location near Downtown Dartmouth.  It's easy to find and there's LOTS of FREE Parking!





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