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Hi! My name is Lana.
I weigh 122 lb, with hazel
eyes and medium length brown hair. My measurements are 38B-28-38.
Everyone wants to know my age. I am a mature escort with the
body of a 21-year old.
Let my hands caress you
from top to toe. Then, I turn you over and massage your front. Enjoy my skill and experience.
For Red Hot
Cougar Massage and WAY MORE, please CALL Lana at 902-209-6852 from 10am-10pm daily.
at my apartment near downtown Dartmouth OR out-service to your home or hotel.
10am-10pm daily. Call 902-209-6852
If I do not answer right away, please try again
in 5 minutes or leave a message. I need at least
half an hour's notice if I'm not booked or an hour's notice if I AM booked. Please do not call me on a cordless phone
or a speakerphone. These devices cause an echo on the phone.
Please have a pen and paper handy when you call
to make your appointment so that I can give you my street address, my apartment # and my door code.
(all rates include Full Service)
Half hour Quickie: good for those on the run or just wanting to get their feet wet ... $100.
B) The Relaxing Hour: ideal for those who appreciate the good things
in life ... only $150.
C) Ninety minutes ... $180. Unrushed. You get pampered and pleased, not once, but twice. This is by far, the most
P.S. The above rates are for
in-service. Out-service to your home or hotel costs a little extra for my transportation, depending on where you are!)
"You're definitely good at what you do.
There's amateurs, and then there's Lana."
"Your massage relaxed me so much, I know I
will be able to face my awful work week ahead. The full service was awesome."
"You are my Hawaii."
"You are a little miracle worker."
"If I had known it was going to be this relaxing,
I would have called you two years ago."
"I didn't want to leave."
"Good experience. Thank you."
"That was fricking amazing!"
"I had my fantasy fulfilled :-) "
"Whatever you're doing to make your body look like this, keep doing
"Just what the doctor ordered."
"Beautiful women turn me on ... and you are so pretty!"
"I'm having you back. You give good service."
"You know how to make a man feel like a man."
"I will highly recommend you."
"Top notch. Very professional."
"Excellent service. Money well spent."
"I love it how tight you are."
"We'll have to do this again. I was very pleased."
"With your body and personality, you could be doing this another
"You're the only one I trust."
Would you like a
Get 10% OFF the Hour or the 90-minute session up until
August 31, 2015 between 10 am and 5 pm daily.
This brings your hour from $150 down to $135.
This brings your 90 minutes from $180 down to $162.
Or, you can take advantage of my
20% OFF Sale, between 10 am and 5 pm daily! To qualify
for the 20% discount, you must answer a skill-testing question. The skill-testing question is: "What is the Joke
of the Day?"
OFF the Hour or the 90-minute session up until August 31, 2015.
This brings your hour from $150 down to $120.
This brings your 90 minutes from $180 down to $144.
Ends August 31, 2015!
(Discount applies to in-service only. In-service means that you come to see me. Regular rates apply
after 5 pm until 10 pm.
To find the Joke of
the Day, scroll down to the bottom of this page and join funnyBiz.today where you can Get a Joke a Day delivered to your
I look forward to meeting you and
delighting you with my charms. - Lana