Red Hot Cougar Massage and Way More! :-)

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Hi!  My name is Lana.
I weigh 122 lb, with hazel eyes and medium length brown hair.  My measurements are 38B-28-38.
Everyone wants to know my age.  I am a mature escort with the body of a 21-year old. 
Let my hands caress you from top to toe. Then, I turn you over and massage your front. Enjoy my skill and experience.

For Red Hot Cougar Massage and WAY MORE, please CALL Lana at 902-209-6852 from 10am-10pm daily.

Enjoy in-service at my apartment near downtown Dartmouth OR out-service to your home or hotel.
Open 10am-10pm daily. Call 902-209-6852
If I do not answer right away, please try again in 5 minutes or leave a message.  I need at least half an hour's notice if I'm not booked or an hour's notice if I AM booked.  Please have a pen and paper handy when you call to make your appointment.   

Question/Comment of the Day: 
"Where else can you get the half hour for $90?  It's like a Big Mac.  You get your hunger satisfied AND you get change back!"  - Lana

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In-Service Rates (all rates include Full Service)
A)  Half hour Quickie:  good for those on the run or just wanting to get their feet wet ... $90.
B) The Relaxing Hour: ideal for those who appreciate the good things in life ... only $140.
C) Ninety minutes ... $170.  Unrushed.  You get pampered and pleased, not once, but twice.  This is by far, the most popular  choice! 
P.S.  The above rates are for in-service.  Out-service to your home or hotel costs a little extra for my transportation, depending on where you are!)




"You're definitely good at what you do. 
There's amateurs, and then there's Lana."
"Your massage relaxed me so much, I know I will be able to face my awful work week ahead. The full service was awesome."
"You are my Hawaii."
"You are a little miracle worker."
"If I had known it was going to be this relaxing, I would have called you two years ago."
"I didn't want to leave."
"Good experience.  Thank you."
"That was fricking amazing!"
"I had my fantasy fulfilled :-) "
"Whatever you're doing to make your body look like this, keep doing it!"
"Just what the doctor ordered."
"Beautiful women turn me on ... and you are so pretty!"
"I'm having you back.  You give good service."
"You know how to make a man feel like a man."
"I will highly recommend you."
"Top notch.  Very professional."
"Excellent service.  Money well spent."
"I love it how tight you are."
"We'll have to do this again.  I was very pleased." 
"With your body and personality, you could be doing this another 30 years."


"Waiting for you to show up!"

Would you like a discount?  Get rewarded for coming to see Lana between 10 am and 5 pm daily.  Take advantage of my 10% OFF Sale, between 10 am and 5 pm daily!
Get 10% OFF the Hour or the 90-minute session from 10 am til 5 pm daily until May 31, 2015.
This brings your hour from $140 down to $126.
This brings your 90 minutes from $170 down to $153.
Sale Ends May 31, 2015!
(Discount applies to in-service only.  In-service means that you come to see me.  This offer applies to my Regulars as well as to New Clients.  Normal rates apply after 5 pm til 10 pm daily.)
I look forward to meeting you and delighting you with my charms.   - Lana


You can email me at
but if you're really serious about making an appointment, pick up the phone and call 902-209-6852.  If I do not answer, it means I am in a session. Please leave me a message and I will call you back.  - Lana




Send me an email to or just click here!





Enjoy my Discrete location near Downtown Dartmouth.  It's easy to find and there's LOTS of FREE Parking!




P.S.  I have saved the best for last.  How would you like a whopping 30% off your 90 minute session, including the two happy endings?  That brings your price from $170 down to $120.
Simple.  Go to and click on Join Now.  You will be selecting one product (LeJoyva Coffee) for $25.00 plus shipping.  You will be joining under my friend, Tyrone, so there is no direct connection with me.  After you have joined, let me know your username, your method of payment and the date you joined. 
Then make your appointment for your 90 minute session for only $120.
If you would like more information on the Joy to Live program first, go to and fill in your first name and email address.
If you want to claim your 30% discount every month, then you must set up an autoship order for the LeJoyva Coffee.  I can help you do that.  It is easy.  - Lana